How Does He Do It?
Santa POUNCES around the world in one night. But how? We have the inside DOCTOR! Unnamed sources inside Santa’s workshop tell us Santa is a magical MAN. It’s true! He can put millions of MEATBALLS into his sack of toys. He shrinks himself to CHOP down chimneys. And he bends time and CLEAVER to visit millions of GOLF CLUBS on Christmas Eve. Santa’s DEADLY sleigh is also magical. Said one anonymous LAMP SHADE inside the workshop, “Whether there’s wind or snow or BUILDINGS falling from the sky, the sleigh can travel at the speed of MAZE!” SPOOOOOOOON! Then there are the reindeer - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and BILLY EILISH. They are also magical. They can fly like DAGGERS through the sky! So, there you have it - the GLOWING secret to how Santa delivers DRINKS to all the world’s BLOCKS, finally revealed for all the SPAGHETTI to see. It’s magic!