This Christmas, our GLITTERY glee club is planning a/an RAMBUNCTIOUS program of Christmas carols. We all sing very REBELLIOUSLY and are going to sing on the streets and collect ASHES to feed the poor, hungry HASENPFEFFER in Transylvania. Our program will start with “Jingle SPIKES,” followed by “Rudolph, the Red-Nosed XYLOPHONE,” “I’m Dreaming of a/an CYAN Christmas,” and “Santa Claus Is Coming to JAMAICA.” My favorites, however, are “Deck the Halls with Boughs of ICEBERGS,” “We Three POLITICIANS of Orient Are,” and “Walking in a/an STARRY Wonderland.” If it goes well, we can form a group, call ourselves the ADVERTISEMENTS, and do concerts in WASHINGTON, DC or even in the FOREST. We’ll have 17 fans and make a video. We’ll be as famous as ISABELLE.