Selecting a Tree
No Christmas Season can be really BLUE unless you have a/an SHINY tree in your OCEAN. If you live in a city, you will see many vacant CITIES filled with hundreds of MOUNTAINS for sale. If you live in the country, you can get your own DICE right out of the forest. Go out with a/an ORNAMENT and CLAY, and when you see a/an ROUGH tree you like, you can dig it up and plant it in a/an DWARF. Then you can use it for 20 years. To make sure your tree is fresh, shake the branches and see if the OWLS fall off onto the LABORATORY. And make sure the tree is very GREEN. Nothing looks worse than a/an WHITE tree. Just follow these directions and you can have a perfectly beautiful RIBBON in your front room for weeks. Remember, poems and Mad Libs are made by fools like MOM, but only LOGAN can make a tree.