Desperately Seeking Joy: Holiday Music 2020 Day 25

      

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Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love

Desperately Seeking Joy: Holiday Music 2020 Day 24

      

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Please Come Home For Christmas (Bells Will Be Ringing) - Kelly Clarkson

Desperately Seeking Joy: Holiday Music 2020 Day 23

      

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All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey

Christmas Fun Mad Libs #22 - How Does He Do It?

      

How Does He Do It?

Santa POUNCES around the world in one night. But how? We have the inside DOCTOR! Unnamed sources inside Santa’s workshop tell us Santa is a magical MAN. It’s true! He can put millions of MEATBALLS into his sack of toys. He shrinks himself to CHOP down chimneys. And he bends time and CLEAVER to visit millions of GOLF CLUBS on Christmas Eve. Santa’s DEADLY sleigh is also magical. Said one anonymous LAMP SHADE inside the workshop, “Whether there’s wind or snow or BUILDINGS falling from the sky, the sleigh can travel at the speed of MAZE!” SPOOOOOOOON! Then there are the reindeer - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and BILLY EILISH. They are also magical. They can fly like DAGGERS through the sky! So, there you have it - the GLOWING secret to how Santa delivers DRINKS to all the world’s BLOCKS, finally revealed for all the SPAGHETTI to see. It’s magic!

Desperately Seeking Joy: Holiday Music 2020 Day 22

      

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Underneath The Christmas Tree - Bailey Jehl

Christmas Fun Mad Libs #21 - The Naughty List

      

The Naughty List

Here is a list of some of the TINY children who will be getting coal in their SUPERHEROES this year and their most FROSTY offenses:

• GANON called the family dog a/an HUMBUG after he/she GLIDED in the house.
• GEORGE LUCAS refused to listen when asked to PLANT the table for dinner.
• ALVA cut in line while waiting to be served mystery FLUFF in the school cafeteria.
• DAVE got detention for YEETING LAMELY in the middle of class.
• IMAGINE DRAGONS cheated during a game of pin the VIDEO GAME on the REINDEER.
• GRAY ate a dirty CANDY BAR off the floor . . . twice!

Marvel Storybook Collection Advent Calendar 2020 - December 21

    

 

Day 21: Avengers - The New Squirrel in Town

Harry Potter Funko Advent Calendar 2020 - December 21

       

Day 21: Ron Weasley

Desperately Seeking Joy: Holiday Music 2020 Day 21

     

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(There's No Place Like) Home for the Holidays - Perry Como

Christmas Fun Mad Libs #20 - Santa Goes to Hollywood

      

Santa Goes to Hollywood

Santa Claus has made his fair share of appearances in big-budget Hollywood STATUES. Here are just a few!

• In The Polar JUPITER, a young child named ISABELLE takes a/an POT to the North Pole. When she arrives, Santa gives the little girl the first JOKE of Christmas.
• In The Santa Clause, a dad and his SCARY child, PHOENIX, are magically transported to the North Pole, where the dad discovers he has to deliver DOGS as the new Santa on Christmas Eve.
• In WINDOW on 34th Street, the Santa Claus at AUSTIN’s department store, who goes by MAX Kringle, claims to be the real Santa Claus. Is he the real deal or is he a fake TRAY? A/An ROSEY child name HADLEY believes him.