Friday, December 11, 2020

Christmas Fun Mad Libs #11 - Holiday Traveling

 

Holiday Traveling

During the holidays, more SINGERS go back home to visit their WINGS than at any other time. Between Christmas and SWEET Year’s Day, the airlines pack the GOBLINS in like sardines in a/an TAXBAXI. There are a lot of LAZY “no fill” airlines that will take you from SCOTLAND to FLORIDA for only 13 dollars. These airlines do not give you any SURGERIES. And you can only take 67,000 pieces of luggage. They also have smaller DINOSAURS, and you often have to sit on someone else’s EAR LOBE. It is very NEON to travel during the holidays, but it is worth it to make your BEDROOMS happy. Don’t forget to make your FRUIT CAKES early.





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