Like last year, CAH has looked to some our of beloved geeky songwriters to contribute their cynical holiday cheer! Day One is I'm Stuck in a Human Centipede for Christmas by Kirby Krackle.
A new part aspect of the gifting seems to be a daily wallpaper that you download for your computer. Day One is Santa's Workshop. You can download it from the site for your desktop, tablet, or iPhone. It is also the image that matches the above envelope, if you didn't catch that already.
Finally, there is another PUZZLE! Yes. . . another bounty of WTF MAN! This year they've added a site to help you solve the puzzle or, at the very least, validate just how very wrong you are.