I don't know where Day 1 is, but this gift is clearly Day 2 and our first gift to be received from Cards Against Humanity's 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit (received today, Wednesday, December 11, 2013). Either that or we just bought $12 worth of coal. We considered this, but aside from potentially making a necklace or fueling a tiny Barbie car for our daughter, we can't really do anything with this. Maybe if we expose it to enough pressure over our lifetime, we'll eventually get a diamond. . . or maybe that's the princess in my talking.
So here it is! The envelope and our cute little piece of holiday joy in the form of a hard, black piece of coal. The two turtledoves sure are lookin' frisky!