Wednesday, December 11, 2013

CAH Presents 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit - Day 3

I. . . I actually am nervous about posting this. . . that is how AGAINST HUMANITY these cards and this Day 3 is. . . except for the love from the Kapo vagina song. . . Confession will be interesting this week. . . Interfaith Circle Jerk - Holiday Bullshit - Day 3.

Here are the Cards that are in the background:

Black: Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us _______________.

Black: Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into _____________________.

White: The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina.

White: The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas.

White: Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes.

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