Here are the Cards that are in the background:
Black: Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us _______________.
Black: Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into _____________________.
White: The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina.
White: The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas.
White: Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes.